Grunt Free Press Podcast

Grunt Free Press Podcast Episodes

Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 109
What the Hellblade were they thinking?

Topics - Hey! Games!, Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice, meta bullshit, ready for my close-up, artsy, runes, Dark Souls lite combat, ghost people, perma-death, story vs. gameplay balance, SPOILERS!, Javy Gwaltney is a faggot, lazy journalism, semantic breakdown, Batman: The Telltale Game Season 2, stand alone stories, the long slog through The Long Dark, house wolf, Total War: Warhammer Norsca.

Music - The Mamas and the Pepes - Diversity is Our Strength, Megadeth - 99 Ways to Die, Cannibal Corpse - The Bleeding
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 108
From freezing in the woods and running from wolves, things get varied and interesting this week... but it's mostly about how much I suck at Total War again.

Topics - Qualified indie game garbage, more Total War: Warhammer, the crumbling Empire, Stuff that I Like: The Game, play by play, Easy is Hard, Warhammerian economics, flavor text, walking the beast paths, The Long Dark, survival games suck, menu simulators, meters, Story Mode... in chapters, UI sucks shit, find more sticks, a bridge too dark, selective wood.

Music - Muse - New Born, The Pogues - Bottle of Smoke, Rancid - Cold Cold Blood
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 108.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 107
Do you want... Total War? Yes you want... Total War? I hope so, because that's more or less all I've got this week. Shitty song, by the way.

Topics - Total War talk, summer games aka everything, conflation of strategy, watchin' mods, Epic Battle Simulator, Total War: Warhammer, pay for gore, user face, Grand Campaign, mouse over garbage, The Empire, fake fantasy flags, stances, hard counters, Beastmen, Vampire endgame, the long siege, paid assassins, Quake.

Music - Dropkick Murphys - Pipebomb on Landsdowne, Aeon - Still They Pray, Sera Percha - Ti Amo
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 107.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 106
Vampires versus Werewolves versus the American Revolution. It's kind of like Twilight.

Topics - Unanswered trivia, Telltale Games games, The Wolf Among Us Season 2, fake game news, Leatherface: not retarded?, Empire: Total War, blocking my ports, the useless French, shit ships, square formation, rage boners, Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines, patches and SweetFX, empty environments, RPG rulesets, fetch quests, garbage combat.

Music - Suicidal Tendencies - Subliminal, Okilly Dokilly - White Wine Spritzer, Canned Heat - Let's Work Together
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 106.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 105
Send me some jaja, you scummy Votan sack of stucco.

Topics - Steam Summer Sale pickups, backlog conundrums, Defiance, post-peak WoW, game/show, shitty servers, loot grinds, head shits, balanced chaos, MMO-ness, explodey grenades, like Destiny but fun, blacklisted from betas?, level scaling, arkfalls, Shadow War, Dark Forces, pixel vomit, Empire: Total War, failed tutorial, Creative Assembly: The Strategy Game Guys, scaling, trade and taxes.

Music - Night of the Living Dead - At the Gravesite, Olivier Deriviere - Tracking the Truth, Alex Jones - Indie Folk Song
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 105.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 104
"F"... "U"... In the coffee...

Topics - pissing al fresco, Deadly Premonition, launch memories, pure comedy, dark weird, the worst map in the history of video games, NPC routines, hack reviews, real cult following, Swery is a non-shitty Kojima, gun tool, Otherworld, peeping York, womb trees, Pinball FX 2 ADD, Ikaruga, Castlevania Netflix series, Warren Ellis gives a shit.

Music - Dead Kennedys - Riot, Seryoga - King Ring, Nine Inch Nails - Down In It
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 104.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 103
Grunt Free Press celebrates Independence Day by being held hostage in a room and whispering into a mic, avoiding family drama. Just the way the founding fathers intended.

Topics - story time, PC gaming mishaps, the game of getting games to work, Friday the 13th: The Game: The Memory Leak, Syberia 2, cut off dialogue, super secret menus, referencing my own work, Bandicam, Deadly Premonition, kinda soda, years of patches, warm filters, compatibility modes, virtual memory, R.I.P. Xbox Elite controller, Pinball FX for the kids.

Music - Dicknado trailer, Messer Chups - Magneto, Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 103.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 102
We focus on two story heavy games after some shameless self promotion, as well as a couple E3 announcements that went under the radar. Includes some soulful renditions of slave songs.

Topics: Fake Atari interview becomes relevant, leftover E3 tidbits, slave songs, Metro 2033 Redux, bullet money, simulated fiddling, Get Even, story games, whiteboard mysteries, corner guns, bass hums and mouth sounds, Black Mirror vibe.

Music - GWAR - West End Girls, Nordfront - Hu Ha Antifa, Wheeler Walker, Jr. - Puss in Boots
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 102.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 101
The obligatory E3 2017 Spectacular! We get there eventually. Full coverage you'll find everywhere else.

Topics - Episode 100: Behind the Scenes, Friday the 13th: The Game: The DLC, Pamela tapes, proximity chat, new mic, technologically retarded, E3 2017, EA Play, Microsoft, Metro: Exodus... holy shit, Bethesda, Ubisoft, "diversity", Sony, Nintendo, no, really... a new Metro game is coming out.

Music - Pink Floyd - Pigs (Three Different Ones)
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 101.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 100
It's a clip show!
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 100.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 99
Tired of Friday the 13th: The Game yet? Uh oh...

Topics - Friday the 13th: The Game: The Launch, tiny credits, phlegm, killin' Jason, you suck at looking, Japanese Jason, points and perks, bugs, The Surge, Alien: Covenant, too many couples, Vanquish, meh week, Rising Storm 2: Vietnam, jerky hand movements, Tekken 7, more nonsensical anime garbage, gas station fight.

Music - Excrementory Grindfuckers - 99 Grindcore Songs, Rancid - 1998, Dee Snider - We're Not Gonna Take It
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 99.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 98
Live report from Fun Spot: The World's Biggest Arcade in Laconia, NH.

Topics - On the road again, car wash, Fun Spot, guns and churches, bingo hall, toilet cast, cheap classics, broken games, Marble Madness, Zombie Raid, Galaga, pinball, dim lights, blurry monitors, cup o' tokens, '90s games, Mortal Kombat, Walking Dead is Doom 3, shit that moves, Chiller, cuisine report.

Music - C.W. McCall - Convoy, Jim Carrey - Dying Fetus, Excrementory Grindfuckers - 99 Grindcore Songs
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 98.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 97
Full volume, full vacation mode.

Topics - future plans, Destiny 2, mining minerals, The Surge, wheelchair heroes, sever limbs, timed Souls, jumpin' and duckin', Advanced Dark Souls: Third Edition, robot trash, Injustice 2, DC characters are lame, fighting game stories suck, costumes, meters, equipment, Multiverse.

Music - Mastodon - Shadows that Move, Stumfol - Prisoner, The Doors - Waiting for the Sun
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 96
Have you ever listened to Achilles Last Stand and related it to Dark Souls? You're about to...

Topics - Family prison, Hitbox takes a bright turn, smashcast.tv, permanent logo, streaming stalkers, Video Game Land, tiny house, pocket change budget, Deadly Premonition: The Board Game, Forza Horizon 3: Hot Wheels Expansion, crashes, orange track, Prey, wandering, killing people, space justice, ending choices, Contra

Music - Led Zeppelin - Achilles Last Stand
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 96.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 95
In an unusually whiny episode, AbsoluteDeicide rants about people he doesn't like and foot problems. Maybe it's not that unusual.

Topics - Let's talk about video games, that guy, Bubble Ghost, limited copies, sales warriors, falling apart, feet, Darksiders 3, horselady, Syberia, hot steamy love triangles, mechanical piano bar, emotional orgasm, StarCraft, RTS genre, paper marines, Prey... 2?, goo spiders, painful choices, pick up the junk.

Music - The Melvins - Graveyard, StarCraft - Terran, Six Feet Under - Stepping Stone
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 95.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 94
Video game news and boos of the week. Train keeps a rollin' towards Syberia with an unexpected piss stop, and things get cultish in the woods or a swamp or a desert.

Topics - Night Trap Anniversary, anti-Kickstarter, timestamps, ProTraps, Forza Horizon 3: Hot Wheels, Zelda's Horde Mode, Outlast 2, warring cults, batteries, jerky, cartoon cacti, chase sequences, slit of a window, veiny walls, fucked up shit, Syberia, adventure game stuff, destroyed beauty, drunken Cosmonaut, fuckin' robots, Jaymer tips.

Music - Waylon Jennings - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way, Spice 1 - Born II Die, Syberia - Komkolzgrad, Night Trap - Theme
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 93
In the not too distant future... actually the not too distant past in European cities. Some Japanese garbage goes down and there's robot toys or something. (shrug)

Topics - Life hacks, MST3K Reboot, Hodgeson stink, Carrot Top?, rapid riffing, Bayonetta sucks, Witch Time, hot garbage problems, dumb puzzles, anime gay, hair power, gay gay, unavoidable damage, always doing something stupid, Friday the 13th: The Game: The Release Date, random Adventure Island, Syberia, clicking around, proof of cultural regression, brain damage, pulling levers and pushing buttons.

Music - Flogging Molly - The Power's Out, Tom Servo - Creepy Girl, Horse the Band - Shapeshift
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 93.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 92
Laying some old business to bed, AbsoluteDeicide warms up to an old classic. Then he gives a not-so-classic "classic" a second shot with mixed results.

Topics - Future plans, putting Nightcry to bed, flowcharts, Berserk all over the place, goo blobs, skeleton horse, little witch girl, Endless Mode, ROMs Unlimited, '90s websites, Ninja Gaiden, pixel perfect backflips, random hawk, backward progress, 4K Bayonetta, douche bumps, nightmare settings, no HUD, cheesy ass game, desensitized to gayness, character action, arena spurts.

Music - The Mamas and the Pepes - Doctor My Eyes, Ninja Gaiden - Evading the Enemy, Dying Fetus - Kill Your Mother, Rape Your Dog.
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 91
The crack smoke of the bat, the pine cigarette tar, the roar of the crowd as they try to jump out of the way of another Muslim truck attack... Must be baseball season.

Topics - games I'm not playing, Persona non grata, androgynous high school kids, streaming restrictions, you're not special, MLB The Show '17, exciting baseball history, nightmare installs, pulse pitching, "ready to play", stats versus control, Billy Badass, Berserk, Xbox Scorpio specs/pricing predictions, "premium", selective tech experts, Nightcry snags, Bad Ass Babes 2?

Music - GWAR - War Party, First Aid Kit - Sailor Song, The Simpsons - Talking Softball
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 91.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 90
Quite possibly the least relevant episode yet. I'm very proud.

Topics - 2Dark sucks, crashing and glitches, punching old men, whoops! killed my kids, The Secret World remake/reboot/whatever, Berserk: Retarded Dynasty Warriors, censored nips, Nightcry, jazz loops, Bad Ass Babes, digitized strippers, giant penises, MS paint cum, vagina portals, empowered women smashing the patriarchy.

Music - Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. Trailer, Bad Brains - Send You No Flowers, Nightcry Jazz
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 90.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 89
Even the king of Hyrule has a hard time getting some granny action, and he has to deal with dead kids. Also, I'm not sure if that's what actually happens.

Topics - Zelda forever, Easter eggs?, taking credit, Adventure, cheat codes, OP turning point, cheating memories, the final confrontation, ass kippin', 2Dark, a dead kid extravaganza, "stealth" games, cheese it, midget cartoons, Star Wars: Rogue One, 'Nam Wars, Mass Effect?

Music - Immortal Technique - Freedom of Speech, Chris Ray Gun - Punch a Nazi, Six Feet Under - Human Target
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 89.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 88
Deeper and deeper into Hyrule... things get either really interesting or incredibly boring depending on how much you care about Breath of the Wild.

Topics - A lot of Zelda once again, the case against Achievements, stat-y shit, the horses..., motion control puzzles, ice block bullshit, dying, Fairy Fountains, sand seals, breaking my brain, spoilers, granny porn, just A Touch of Satan, Water Temple, 900 seeds, memories, game gossip, Colin Moriarty on The Rubin Report; still a fag.

Music - The Rolling Stones - Mother's Little Helper, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Lost Woods, Scars on Broadway - They Say
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 88.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 87
It's the Zelda Edition of Grunt Free Press Podcast, where it gets super nerdy and embarrassing. And that's saying a lot.

Topics - The Zelda Episode, Mutant Football League, lowest common denominator aka mobile games, whatever, Zelda: Breath of the Wild, adventure log, a day in Hyrule, how open?, dialogue text, shut up Princess Zelda, shrine distractions, horses, wind, eatin' meat, enemy camps, surprise giants, sparkly rocks, toenails, Dark Souls DNA, stop trying to rape Link, combat, gadgets, ancient knowledge, mechanical giraffe, Amazon women, races, The Lost Woods.

Music - The Mamas and The Pepes - Teh Ballad of Stickman, Hatebreed - Destroy Everything, Johnny Cash - Cry, Cry, Cry
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 87.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 86
Why publishers decided to release a half dozen games back to back, I don't know. I do know that it's a blessing and a curse, as we jump around game to game in a schizophrenic smorgasbord of discussion. Have fun making sense of it.

Topics - All games for once, Xbox Game Pass, Halo Wars 2, turtle missions, RTS conundrum, For Honor battle report, low bar skill cap, Viking victory, "community" rules, Horizon: Zero Dawn, full game orgasm mode, pretty tradeoffs, crossing the tree, noun soup, The Feral Kid, retarded midgets, Berserk: Band of the Hawk, "Y" if you're feeling fancy, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Wii U review, painful downloads, fuck the Gamepad, Vasoline smears, towers, spider climbing, systems, cooking animations.

Music - The Clash - Clash City Rockers, Little Shop o
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 86.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 85
We branch out into some new segments this week, including weather reports and the Weekly Podcast Review.  Then we talk about the same games we've been playing for weeks.  Unsubscribe. 

Topics - Grunt Free Press Weather Report, bees, trash walk, MST3K reboot, cringy funny, unsubscribe, For Honor is pretty good, suckin' the Viking dick, the Nioh loop, recycled maps, old school Japanese PS2 era game, Friday the 13th: The Game: The PAX South Panel, car trolling, throwing knives, Halo Wars 2, strategy faggots, shit blows up, juggling controllers.

Music - Cheap Trick - Surrender, For Honor - Wolves Among Sheep, GG Allin - Bite It You Scum
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 85.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 84
White people. Am I right?

Topics - Ass swamped with games, footsies, brainfucking, Apocalypse Now wants your money, PewDiePie recruits Hitler Youth, anti-Semitic Indian kids, telephone journalism, For Honor, mechanics, rock-paper-scissors-throw, combos, special moves, meta-Risk, retardeder story for some reason, party problems, confusing currency, Sniper Elite 4, openish worlds, hiding in bushes, controller garbage.

Music - System of a Down - P.L.U.C.K., Belphegor - Bondage Goat Zombie, Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 84.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 83
Warning: I may have inadvertently dropped an F-bomb or two. Sowie...

Topics - Shitty snow, NightCry, bad Kickstarters are hilarious, half assed Clock Tower history, Shenmue is terrible, pixel hunting, running in high heels, rope on window, soda machine wood chipper, "fuckin'", bad news roundup, Bloody Boobs, pants, Nioh, Dark Souls plus Tenchu, tanky, stances, axes, active stamina reload, gamey, boss fights, confusing crafting, Valentine's Day dump.

Music - The Black Dahlia Murder - The Blackest Incarnation, Horse the Band - A Rusty Glove, Tool - Anema
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 83.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 82
Woke up. Got out of bed. Smiled, knowing a hot redhead owes me head.

Topics - Banter, Pats won, Lauren Phillips' asshole, blowjob logistics, back to Forza Horizon 3, I hate drifting, fistjail?, Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath, living ammo, checkpoints, chicken people, high pitched gibberish, boss fights, full murder mode, spoiler twist, Captain Planet bullshit, 15 year old PTSD, tripping/trapping, Steam brain, Hard West review, dusting off the PS4

Music - Angelo Badalamenti - Twin Peaks Theme, Pantera - Sandblasted Skin, The B52's - Private Idaho
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 82.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 81
Now with 80% more games and 60% less snot!

Topics - The Walking Dead: A New Frontier, The Telltale formula, escalate the violence, Juno bug, Resident Evil 7, back to the roots?, magic box, is it RE?, references, Condemned 3, VR tricks/gimmicks, inconsistent damage, goo monsters, dumb AI, fanboying by proxy, Hitbox jokes, Apocalypse Now on Kickstarter, For Honor For Beta, moshpit, bloody Valentine.

Music - Slayer - Angel of Death, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Mystic Cave Zone, Amon Amarth - First Kill
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 81.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 80
Experiment: Try to describe a complex puzzle game with philosophical overtones while battling a cold. Results: The rambling gets so convoluted that even I don't know what the fuck I said. Interesting...

Topics - snot faucet, Hyper Light Drifter, perspective problems, pixel explosion, bad map, fake artsy bullshit, "like Zelda", The Talos principal, "like Portal", Tetris pieces, meta narrative, SOMA?, trying to explain a puzzle game, the voice of God, QR codes, the Dark Souls mindset, star doors, the tower.

Music - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, The Talos Principal OST - A Land of Ruin, Municipal Waste - The Fatal Feast
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 80.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 79
Continuing the search for interactive entertainment in a barren hellscape, AbsoluteDeicide looks toward the future in a new console, returns to Hell itself, and braves the apocalypse. Spoiler: We're fucked.

Topics - Pants, Doom 4 DLC, shit gen, fake news, Nintendo Switch, waitin' on Zelda, launch remasters, hat gimmicks, phlegm, the miserable generation, "creative" people, hack jobs, Pit People... in Early Access, brief history of The Behemoth, The Forest update, Wasteland 2, meat on the bones, blue hair and red blood, twist.

Music - Dio - Holy Diver, Anti Nowhere League - Out on the Wasteland, System of a Down - Old School Hollywood
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 79.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 78
AbsoluteDeicide digs himself out of a foot of snow, then tries to keep a chain of thoughts straight for more than a few seconds at a time. The results are... mixed.

Topics - Grunt Free Press goes social; doesn't know how that works, Party Hard, fake ass 8 bit, bad voice acting, bad podcasts, Welcome to Night Vale, Gab, colored dots, Batman - The Telltale Game, genre fatigue, still Batman, political underpinnings, subversion, Wasteland 2, party based RPGs, RPG game theory, time = reward people, Angela Deth gets a call, messy alliances, Act 2: California, Scalebound cancelled.

Music - Anti-Flag - Die For Your Government, Lords of Acid - Rough Sex, S.C.U.M. - Go To War
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 78.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 77
With the first podcast episode of 2017, Grunt Free Press lays out it's agenda for massive, sweeping change in the coming year. Mostly rambling and the usual bullshit you should be used to by now.

Topics - 777 ?, umm..., Resident Evil 6, nostalgia thing, Wasteland 2, before Fallout, premade party, walls of text, controller garbage, angry and confused, work for pussies, CRPGs, save scums, five second animations, no rest for the Rangers, goin' rogue, hobo with a shotgun, Atari E.T., metalulz, man yells at dog, Party Hard?, Steam Discussion Investigations, Tower of Doom, Halo Wars.

Music - Lamb of God - Laid to Rest, Liam Lynch - United States of Whatever, Sluts - I Don't Wanna Be Your Friend
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 76
Friday the 13th: The Game: The Beta: The Podcast: The Episode.

Topics - Friday the 13th: The Game: The Beta, brain rot, Resident Evil 6 and Wasteland 2 quick hits, "It's a beta", full disclosure, connection issues, Steam attack, pickin' Jason, stamina, powers, weak Rage mode, Battlefield One quick shit, part 7 Jason sucks, counselor stats, the "metagayme", walking speeds, mini-games, perks, XP, escape, shades of NES, randomness, cops are OP, Tommy Jarvis, shotgun to the face.

Music - Dead Kennedys - MTV Get Off the Air, Resident Evil 6 - Separation, Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 76.mp3
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Grunt Free Podcast Episode 75
Attention! Some hipster in San Francisco has decided this is fake news. Listener discretion is advised.

Topics - 75 episodes!?, the seasonal spirit, Forza Horizon 3: Blizzard Mountain, stars, Steep, snow, go do stuff, how wind works, G-meter, sucky camera, NDAs, Friday the 13th: The Game: The Beta Codes, free Lost Odyssey, Twitch/White House hosts games... for healthcare awareness, Twitch's Thought Police AI, Internet Archive gets political; Loses money.

Music - Run D.M.C. - It's Tricky, Jethro Tull - Up To Me, Kill Baby Kill - Diversity
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 75.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 74
This episode goes from zero to sixty in about forty five minutes, then it kind of swerves to the right and gets lost for a little while. If you can parse out the maze and think you have the solution, remember to email podcast@gruntfreepress.com and we'll randomly pick the winner. I also forgot to say that in the episode.

Topics - Boycott Burger King, waitin' for burgers, Train to Busan, product placement, Bethesda Pinball, generic fantasy pinball, rules, saving stats, Doom pinball, chainsaw plunger, Dead Rising 4, a brief history of the Dead Rising series, cheat code GTA retards, no structure, non-bosses, wasted skill trees, go do stuff, the downward spiral, botched ideas.

Music - Nailbomb - Sicklife, Old Dan Tucker, South Park - Troll Song
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 74.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 73
So... Have you played The Deadly Tower of Monsters yet?

Topics - Regrets, in depth Game Awards coverage, more Capcom games, Mega Man Legacy Collection, Mega Man 5: More Mega Man, story dumps, M tanks, letters and numbers, N bombs, lack of news, Jeff Cork is a hero, ups and downs of Battlefield 1, in depth PSX coverage, sex doll Mega Man, Mega Man 6, Resident Evil 6.

Music - Bob Dylan - It Ain't Me Babe, Dropkick Murphys - Never Alone, Horse the Band - Werepizza
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 73.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 72
I ate a bunch of apple crisp before recording, so sorry for the gurgling.

Topics - Put it Down! - signs, Black Friday floor report, Mega Man 4, E tank grinding, questionable weapon pellets, charged shots, last minute mechanics, Resident Evil 5, fight the AI, brown games, inventory, agro, game tutorimercials, Black Mirror

Music - Lamb of God - Omerta, Rancid - Disgruntled, Frank Zappa - Tinsel Town Rebellion
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 72.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 71
This one... this one... is more ramble-y and stutter-y than usual. I give it a 6 out of 10. Wait for a sale.

Topics - A day in the life, notebook auctions, bloody tampons, NES mini, Mega Man Legacy Collection, password protips, E tanks, feature creep, RPG elements, shotguns, Battlefield One, Hardcore, games I didn't buy or play, Civilization 6 remains questionable, working ass backwards, Resident Evil 5, podcast games, Clueless Gamer

Music - Leftover Crack - Clear Channel (Fuck Off), Mega Man 2 OST - Heatman, Nine Inch Nails - Burn
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 70
Trigger Warning: A straight, white, male devil is about to rant about the US election. Go fuck yourself.

Topics - Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2, the Metal Gear connection, Comcast continues to suck, data caps, streaming news, the obligatory post-election rant, my so called privileged white life, Dave Chapell, sound bites, Milo Gay Dude, pussy riot, punching presidents, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered, Hardcore, Civilization 6.

Music - Slipknot - Fuck it All, System of a Down - Fuck the System, Dead Kennedys - Stars and Stripes of Corruption
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 70.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 69
Its the Halloween Spooktacular: Part Three: Election Day Edition.

Topics - hot hermaphrodites, more Doom 4, multiplayer death rumors, demon dancin', Mythbusters: Doom Edition, ass to ass butt buddies, bad references, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2, useless reviews, taking control, Tom Clancy's Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, Friday releases, brain splatter downer, ship to shit, garbage multiplayer.

Music - Doom - Main Menu, Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have, The Clash - Hateful
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 69.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 68
What's this? And early Halloween treat? Open up your Ninja Turtles pillowcase and accept an early podcast episode down your gullet. It's full of chills and spills, and raw, sleepy hollow voices and coughing.

Topics - "normal", reviews, Old Man Halloween, controversy?, voice over strike, Bethesda's review policy, spot the big corporation, Doom 4 again, classic Doom? Battlefield One, jammin' "X", Titanfall 2, member good FPS campaigns?, Attrition changes, paper titans.

Music - The Bomboras - Playa de los Muertos, Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl, Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 68.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 67
AbsoluteDeicide scares up some thrills and chills for you boils and ghouls in the second annual Grunt Free Press Spooktacular! Those flies buzzing around are actually CGI props that cost thousands of dollars per second.

Topics - Vacation smells, more words I can't say, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, bad memory, flies, Alone in the Dark, blinking, OBS revelations, selling out, Rise of the Tomb Raider (again), Year of the Yaga, brutal Lara, Gears of War 4: Still pretty shitty, Nintendo Switch, Red Dead Redemption 2, Red Dead Rewriting History, Battlefield One, shitty campaigns, Goldeneye A.I.

Music - The Ramones - Chain Saw, Terminator Theme, GWAR - Whargoul
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 67.mp3
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 66
Recording on new equipment doesn't necessarily result in a better podcast, as this episode clearly proves.
 
Topics - A long, boring story about waiting around and being a grumpy old man, Gears of War 4, Mafia 3, A long, boring story about PC hardware.
 
Music - GWAR - The Bloody Pit of Horror Part 4, Castlevania Lords of Shadow - Vampires, The Animals - House of the Rising Sun
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 65
Shivering and full of hummus, AbsoluteDeicide tackles the real issues the other Illuminati-run news outlets won't touch with a silver spoon. And games!

Topics - Grunt Free paranoia, bags, the muffins are secure, Tomb Raider 2013, gritty reboots, garbage shipwrecks, Alien: Isolation, last gen nostalgia, slow burns, Alien A.I., pressin' buttons and pullin' levers, Gears of War 4, Early Access for more money, Gears is Gears, General VRAMM, blurry graphics, playin' it safe, millennial comedy, shoehorned Horde, flat maps.

Music - GWAR - The Bloody Pit of Horror Parts 1-3.
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 64
Busy times results in a rushed and shortened episode, but they're all gems in the eyes of our loving God.

Topics - Shitty C buttons, hard on outs, Forza Horizon 3 Review, everyone's a winner, filthy casual racing, VRAM, bad ports, Xbox download speeds suck, car porn downtime, locked custom music, staged showcases, rubberbanding AI, bad Forza Motorsport, gimmicks, bad progression trees, foreign languages, Westworld rules.

Music - The Ramones - The KKK Took My Baby Away, GG Allin and Antiseen - 99 Stab Wounds, Dropkick Murphys - The State of Massachusetts
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 63
It's been four days of burning through he desert in Halo Warthogs and Ferraris since we got early access to Forza Horizon 3. Naturally we talk about it for all of thirty seconds and rant about other, less topical garbage.

Topics - Impacted podcast colon, For Alpha... For Honor Alpha, Moderate NATs, Weekly Friday the 13th: The Game: The Beta Code update, Resident Evil: Zero: Sucks, random holes, bad design, item dumps, turd blobs, Batman: The Telltale Game: Part 2, The Resolution Riddler, dead parents, Tomb Raider: The Reboot One, Lara Croft puts tears in my eyes, More reasons I hate people, Idle Thumbs makes me delete podcasts, Friday the 13th: The Game: The Virtual Cabin: The Bathrooms, Monster Madness, The Rise and Fall of Palmer Luckey, Twitter Hell.

Music - Combat, ROP, Belphegor
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 62
Chipping away at an aural backlog, go behind the scenes of Grunt Free Press and hear all of the rants and grudges and hatred in real time.

Topics - Behind the Grunt Free curtain, Game of Thrones: The Telltale Game, pandering, forced cameos, Raiden 3, Japanophile FPS casual douchebags, Mass Effect: Andromeda voice over contest, Mike Futter goes away and the people rejoice, surface level stalking, ReCore, robutt buddies, 3D Mega Man, matching sets, lots of cores, objectively wrong reviews, grindin' axes, anti-Windows 10 dufuses, Friday the 13th: The Game: The Weekly Beta Code Update.

Music - R.E.M. - Stand (Get A Life Intro), Harry Manfredini - Friday the 13th Part 3 Theme, Serj Tankian - The Unthinking Majority
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 61
The games are on the horizon, so why not join AbsoluteDeicide as he bitches about a Gamecube game?

Topics - General Dicking Around, ReCore early impressions, the new B tier, convenience store transvestites, PlayStation meeting/press conference thing, fanboy hypocrisy, 4K snobbery, Friday the 13th: The Game: The PAX West Panel and The Virtual Cabin, Rage, The Flame and the Flood still sucks, review obligations, old Resident Evil games are bad, Resident Evil Zero is the worst, Gamecube war stories, poisonous chess.

Music - Alfred Hitchcock Theme, GG Allin - Caroline and Sue, The Black Dahlia Murder - To a Breathless Oblivion
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 60
"We" think this is a good episode, so you have to, too. Don't even listen to it, just tell everyone you know that it's amazing then donate money at gruntfreepress.com.

Topics - Random, Sierra games on Steam, Tim Schafer: Still a hack, Police Quest, cop shows, The Night Of, Naz is an idiot, Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, small scale stories, crazy cat ladies, punchin' throats, bullshit negative review campaigns, elite combat rifle, the Store, "we", Battlefield One beta, stocking up for the season, rage against the Rage, sports talk experts, The Conjuring 2 sucks, Friday the 13th: The Game: The Kills.

Music - Little Shop of Horrors - Dentist Song, Neil Young - Rockin' in the Free World, The Dead Kennedys - Pull My Strings
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 59
It's a Grunt Free First as AbsoluteDeicide stays laser focused on games due to time constraints. More or less.

Topics - Swimming heads, pure gaming, Full Spectrum Warrior, Rage, Fury Road and Fallout, Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, choices, RPG game design: the good, the bad, and the Planescape: Torment, crime scenes, pumpkin muffins, The Church in the Darkness, SJW cults, rushed notes and editing.

Music - Slayer - Read Between the Lies, Rage OST - Action, Blind Melon - Skinned
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 58
Things get technical as numbers are bandied about and the nitty gritty of rally racing is dissected. Also, rambling and muttering.

Topics - Wolf spiders, The Tick, Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair, random Godzilla, ragdoll, Dirt Rally, cockpit view, banned idiots, night drivin', badly explained championships, missing textures, VR ruins games, magic fixes, Forza Motorsport Apex, in depth Gamescom 2016 coverage, Dreadout, Dreadout: Keepers of the Dark, "Indie"nesian, Z buffering, MS Paint textures, numbers prove that Mike Futter is still an idiot, steamdb.

Music - Chicago - 25 or 6 to 4, GWAR - Bloodbath, Frank Zappa - Titties and beer
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 57
AbsoluteDeicide creates an editing nightmare for himself as he travels back in time to the early aughts to dig into an obscure fan made gaming forum. He picks fights, hurls insults, and goes into teenage rage mode. Hilarity ensues.

Topics - Review-a-poloza, drudgin' through the sludge, the death of spoilers, trash people, Satanic references, bad music, My Little Journey, retro reviews, Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth, vagina triangle, shootin' gongs, No No Man's Sky, $60 Early Access, pure marketing, Stranger Things, Wynona Rider kills it, Jessica Jones still sucks and she looks like Michael Jackson.

Music - A Clockwork Orange - Theme, GG Allin - Outlaw Scumfuck, Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 56
Grunt Free Press opens it's first aid kit and stitches together something from nothing. The jury's still out as to why.

Topics - The Cold Brew Conspiracy, Preacher Season One, random Watchmen, Tulip at 11, room to improve, Hey... a review!, Mr. Trendy Pants, Blurry Batman/Buggy Batman, Quick Time Asylum, PC secrets, Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of the Earth, Bandicam, ten year old first person stealth attempts, random shootouts, cured exposed bones, straight outta Lovecraft, one hour to dead kid, Fishmom, J. Edgar Hoover is a dick.

Music - Weezer - Tired of Sex, Marvel Ultimate Alliance OST - Mephisto's Realm, Twiztid - Die Mothafucker Die
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 55
This is a rebroadcast of a ten year old episode, so if you press play and it doesn't work try playing it from a tape deck.

Topics - Updates about updates, Joe Schmoe Xbox User, The Secret World, Anti-FNAF Club, Podcast reads the internet, horror bias, theme park MMOs, I don't know how churches work, Press "B" to Google, MMO PvP, themes, honey puns, Marvel Ultimate Alliance is fucked, Press "X" to "A", pandering, broken simulations, repeatable bugs, Lawbreakers alpha (again), confusing gametypes, 0 or O?

Music - Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit, Match Game Theme, The Clash - Police and Thieves
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 54
Sometimes it's about video games, sometimes it's about ten year old TV shows. It's always terrible. That's the Grunt Free Promise.

Topics - Hyper X Cloud Headset Review, random updates, headbands and earcups, Deadwood, Wild West Shakespeare, speaking dipshit, BBB, Overwatch changes, Ana, spammier, D.VA buffs, buffed McRee, I suck at Overwatch, Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair, text scaling, dumb fun, Kick Ass Torrents shut down by the authorities, PSA for Ed, Welcome to the Game, Red Room, kidnapped by Russians.

Music - Lamb of God - Letter to the Unborn, Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme, GWAR - Have You Seen Me?
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 53
AbsoluteDeicide catches a Shitachu.

Topics - Pokémon Stop, C++ dump, normies, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time and The Warrior Within, boss tower, controller support?, Godsmack, bad map, hard and long, The Secret World, Travis Bickle, Skinnyfingers, Templar, eatin' bees, H.P. Arts and Crafts, button mapping, Berserk: The Game, Boring PC Hardware Update, First Blood, Overwatch, Ana: The Old Seed Lady.

Music - Men Without Hats - Safety Dance, KMFDM - New American Century, The Casualties - Fuck You All
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 52
It's another very special episode as Grunt Free Press celebrates it's one year anniversary. Expect some surprises and special guests. If you've stuck around for the past year, you know the previous sentence was a complete lie.

Topics - I'm pretty awesome, One Year Special, quiet contemplation, reflections, Space Hulk, Deadpool, questionable permadeath, arthritis, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, controller support, confusing Prince of Persia retrospective, Lawbreakers Alpha, poor man's Overwatch, Overwatch, competitive issues, questionable complaints, brainstorming, 6 Torbjorns.

Music - Dropkick Murphys - Worker's Song, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - The Prelude Fight, Amon Amarth - The Hero
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Grunt Free Press Podcast
Celebrate Independence Day with the Early Edition of Grunt Free Press Podcast. I celebrated by just throwing it together and not listening, so if it's jacked up... well, that's the American Way.

Topics - The Flame in the Flood, Overwatch competitive, Space Hulk, Inside, probably other stuff.

Music - Chuck Regan - Landsick, Pink Floyd - Empty Spaces, Nine Inch Nails - Only
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 50
Catching up on the rudely interrupted last show, AbsoluteDeicide celebrates 50 episodes by getting political and mumbling through words just like Episode 1.

Topics - 50th Episode Celebration, Trials of the Blood Dragon, Overwatch Corner, Mei, freeze juice, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Demo, Odin Sphere: Luftrauser, phozons, fruit, fiddly inventory, Steam Summer Sale, Grunt Free Economic life hacks, Buy Condemned, "grey market" games, stolen keys, buy in bulk, "always online", Mike Futter is a hack and a Nazi, Brexit affects UK... slightly gaming, Sherlock Holmes and the Devil's Daughter, more dead kids.

Music - Leftover Crack - ? (Track 2 from Shoot the Kids at School), Adolescents - Amoeba, The Doors - Gloria
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 49
Wrapping up E3 2016, AbsoluteDeicide summons a phantom sneeze and takes cover as Kojima smites him with dead whale thunder.

Topics - E3 2016 Part 2, I'm sick of watching shitty press conferences, PC Gaming Show, Lawbreakers, "Salt", Ubisoft, Mohawk Pandas, edgy, Ghost Recon: Wildlands, South Park: The Fractured but Whole, Ray Charles VR, For Honor, Watchdogs 2, Steep, Dad of War, Days Gone Home to the Rapture, Far Cry: Primal: Horizon: Zero Dawn: Robot Edition, Resident Evil 7, Friday the 13th: The Game: The E3 Alpha, thunder, Halo Wars 2 beta.

Music - The Black Dahlia Murder - In Hell is Where She Waits for Me, Skate or Die 2 Theme, Alestorm - Captain Morgan's Revenge
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 48
It's the long awaited E3 2016 Spectacular. AbsoluteDeicide gives his cheers and jeers from the red carpet, where he finds an injured cat and Morgan's Webb's horrible nose job.

Topics - The PR Show, birds, Mirror's Edge: Catalyst, blurry betas, techno douchecore, Bastion sucks, E3 2016, EA Play, Titanfall 2, Battlefield One, E Sports, sports stories, Bethesda, Quake Champions, Elder Scrolls?, Prey, Morgan Webb's nose job, Microsoft, Gears 4, bad voice acting, more Forza, Recore, background music, Dead Rising 4, State of Decay 2, Scorpio.

Music - Wanda Jackson - Shakin' All Over, Frank Zappa - He's So Gay, The Exploited - Fuck the USA
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 47
From well researched E3 predictions to pro Overwatch tips from an MLG-caliber player, Grunt Free Press continues to be the only podcast you need in your day to day life. Also, birds won't shut the fuck up.

Topics - Gaming news, remember VR?, rubes, Sony wins E3, Sony is the new Apple and that's not a compliment, E3 predictions, Overwatch, birds, douchebag teammates, dulled sheen, Overwatch tips and tricks, healing payloads, anti-social online gaming, KBM spazzes, matchmaking, Genji, McRee, controller bugs?, Pharah's gotta jet, bumper jumper, Reaper.

Music - Hatebreed - Another Day, Another Vendetta, Pink Floyd - One of these Days, Leonard Cohen - The Future
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 46
Heading back into the real world, an entire day has gone missing, muddled in Lovecraftian horror, gay anime boys, and cartoon gorillas.

Topics - Missing time, Berserk, rotoscoping, onion knights, Bloodborne sucks?, The Old Hunters, parry, full Lovecraft, Innsmouth, The Orphan, grinding sucks, dumb regain systems, water is bad for you, Overwatch, insane reviews, shitty teammates, common internet courtesy, "need healz", text chat, "GG", loot box rip offs, Blizzard fanboys, Overwatch: It's Basically Shadowrun.

Music - Mastodon - Iron Tusk, Burn the Priest - Suffering Bastard, Romper Stomper Orchestra - Pulling on the Boots
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 45
AbsoluteDeicide takes a deep breath, stretches out, and relaxes as his week long vacation starts. Unfortunately that means it's a week of playing two shitty games. We also get out first call in.

Topics - Crack, time travel, wires, Doom hates Steam, Name the Souls contest, Demon's Souls, gargoyles, plague rats, level drain, Demon's Souls servers offline?, Bloodborne sucks, grinding for vials, gray and boring environments, Homefront: The Revolution, run to an icon and press "X", no multiplayer, Doom multiplayer rules, Preacher, vacation

Music - System of a Down - B.Y.O.B., Sex Pistols - Holidays in the Sun, Scene from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 44
Before he boards the plane to China, AbsoluteDeicide plays a couple games that don't end in the word "Souls". It's also really Episode 44.

Topics - Send help, PS3 streaming, broken controllers, streamin' Demons, kitin' knights, phantom Twitch followers, Comcast still sucks, Uncharted 4: The Goonies 3: More Uncharted, shot in the back, critic bait, nice assets asshole, Tencent Games Platform, Doom 4, Ultra Violent, Doom Nukem.

Music - Combat - The Mutant Inside, The B-52's - Rock Lobster, White Zombie - Super-Charger Heaven
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 43
As AbsoluteDeicide's journey through the Souls nears an end, he does some Ebay detective work and reflects on the series as a whole. Then he rants about something. Welcome.

Topics - Ornstein and Smough, Gruntus LePress, halberds through the fog door, go for Smough, shoot her!, dead fire keepers, parry and riposte, Bed of Chaos, acid worms, super titanite demons, 5 estus, Battlefield 1, Bloodborne: Easy Souls, ebay PS3, Demon's Souls, B.D.S., fat rolls, shirtless Souls, Overwatch vs. Battleborn, "too game-y".

Music - First Aid Kit - Stay Gold, The Misfits - Skulls, The Black Dahlia Murder - Paint it Black
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 42
AbsoluteDeicide gives some hot takes on the latest anime and JRPG news and gives tips on how you can help fight the patriarchy. Nah, it's more Dark Souls.

Topics - Dying SJWs, Dark Souls 3, NG++, OP butcher knives, Boreal Valley, legit dungeons, branding irons and HP drains, suspicious spots, Nameless King, PvP in RPGs sucks, tree seeds, The Invitation, Nintendo news, The Revenant, Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, Ni-Oh Alpha, Dark Souls, Aliens Vs. Pinball.

Music - GWAR - Penguin Attack, Darkthrone - Soulside Journey, First Aid Kit - Emmylou
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Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 41
AbsoluteDeicide cracks a red eye orb and continues to blabber about Dark Souls 3, then rushes through some other bullshit while holding his dick.

Topics - Dark Souls 3, PvP, giant butcher knives, shit whips, stat caps, Dark Souls VHS trailer, focus attacks, cryptic musings, cool gimmick fights, The Dancer, Firekeepers' eyes, journey 2, Gears of War 4 beta, Dirt Rally, Mirror's Edge: Catalyst beta, Friday the 13th: The Game: The In-Engine Trailer, PlayStation Flash Sale, Game of Thrones, Ni-oh demo, piss.

Music - Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs, Power Glove - Tetris, Motoi Sakuraba - Nameless King
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These are the podcasts I listen to in order to get through my generally grindy, shitty workdays.  I'm not getting paid to endorse them, humbly and obviously admit that they are produced by individuals with leagues more talent than myself, and just want to spread the good word. 

 

 

The Gavin McInnes Show

 

Gavin McInnes is a smart dude, an old school punk, and a piece of shit.  He's okay.  His obsession with fashion and how often other men masturbate might seem a little gay, but hey... he's Canadian or some kind of European.  The shows come out a few times a week, and they're always a fucking riot.  He once gave himself gonorrhea by eating his own cum.  Yep.

 

Video Game Outsiders

 

Unfiltered and conversational banter about random games and news, this is always entertaining.  A nice mix of honest talk about the industry and off the wall ribbing and comedy.  It can venture into morning zoo territory, but the hosts seem self aware enough that it never crosses the line into overly obnoxious.  Great personalities to keep you company.

 

Free Domain Radio

 

A hardcore philosophy show usually dealing with current issues.  There's a good variety in both topics and the length of the shows: could be a ten minute rant or a four hour marathon that begins with a history lesson then weaves into self help/dating advice.  Stefan Molyneux is harsh, intelligent, and can be brutally honest and humorous.  If you're looking for some truth to cut through the sugar coated bullshit, here you go.  Just be warned that the truth can hurt.

 

Game Blitz

 

Current game news with some random retro shit thrown in there, Game Blitz covers the topics I usually don't touch (JRPGs, Metal Gear, etc.) in an entertaining way that makes it interesting and tolerable.  Good banter with the hosts, usually making fun of each other.

 

 

The Ben Shapiro Show

 

The "Number One Conservative Podcast on the Web" sounds pretty dull, right?  At this point in time it's acually one of the funniest, most controversial podcasts I've heard.  For the most part it's just presenting facts to dispute the mainstream narrative of victimhood and race baiting, which is unfortunately shocking and brave these days.  There's also running jokes like taking pop culture songs and deconstructing them to point out how objectively awful they are.  It's sad that a political conservative show is now one of my main sources of comedy, but when the rest of the entertainment industry is so focused on political correctness and is culturally dead... there you go.

 

Lore

 

A short but informative show about dark folklore tales from around the globe and throughout history.  Well produced and not afraid of the grizzly details, topics range from torture devices to fairies and witchcraft.  I really enjoy the format: half legend, half historical fact. 

 

The Retro League

 

Weekly roundup of re-releases of older games, spotlights on random games from the past, and a generally informative and entertaining show about all things retro.  The two hosts know their shit.

 

Bizarre States

 

It's sometimes about the paranormal, sometimes about dick and shit jokes.  Hosted by Jessica Chobot and Andrew Bowser.  The talk is loose and ranges from the hosts directly reading stories off the internet, to guests giving first hand accounts of their "spoooky" experiences, to long and questionable listener stories, to movie pitches about dismembered sentient serial killer dicks.

 

Podcast Evolved

 

This is pure (well, kind of...) talk about the Halo series.  I've tried getting into a few podcasts about Halo, and this is the best one I've found.  There's a nice mix of lore, current events, and off topic discussions.  Hosts are very likeable.

 

Retro Obscura

 

As the title implies, this is a show about more obscure retro games.  It's nice to hear the knowlegable and entertaining hosts have long form but random discussions about the games they've dug up.  Good music, great listen.

 

 

2 Dudes and a NES

 

I'm a sucker for the NES, so a game-by-game podcast about the system is required listening.  It's published rather infrequently and unfortunately goes out of it's way to be "family friendly", but I still look forward to each and every episode. 

 

Horror News Radio

 

Weekly news and reviews from the world of horror films.  The dispositions of the hosts are refreshingly varied so they play off each other extremely well.  I've tried multiple sources for discussion of horror related entertainment, and this seems to be the best, most consistent choice.

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