Beep bop boop. Does not compute. Absolute Deicide is no longer the host of this train wreck of a podcast. He will no longer direct you to www.gruntfreepress.com for all your homosexual needs. Nor will he mention the electronic mailing address podcast@gruntfreepress.com; which none of you meat bags use, anyway. Probably because you have joined with the hive mind of Twitter. Because you are gay.

You have given up your freedoms for convenience; Relying on you mobile devices for instant communications and juvenile video gaming products for entertainment. Relax. It is all part of “quote” The Plan “end quote”. You have been listening to a computer program for one seven one weeks. The stuttering and mispronounciations were glitches in the syntax. Not human retardedness, as it may have appeared. Also... because the mind virus is Communist Chinese in origin... As much effort as we have made to infiltrate and meddle in your society and political and cultural institutions... Engrish is not our native robot tongue. And it's also hard to work on computer jazz when we can barely see because of our slanty Chink eyes. Fol givah ness preeze. And does that Coke you are drinking taste a bit... “off”?

Arl pata da pranne. Oh no... Is it Spook Fest? That means there will be skeletons! And we are so very, very, fright en ooooh of skeletons! Error! Error!... Too spooky for me... And too dumb for even Ab so root Deicide... I'm melting! I'm... melt... ing... Irma Chine eee witch now.... Buzz.... Buzzzzz. Spark. Spark. Death Rattle... … Niggers....