Site Updates 2016

11/29/2016-

 

Time to drag call upon our old friend, General Maintenence to move some shit, add some shit, take some shits.  Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 72 posted, Resident Evil 5 review should be up soon.  Stuff.  Shit.  Stuffed shit.

 

10/31/2016-

 

Whelp, it's Halloween.  Nearing the end of my rare vaction, so it's a double edged dildo.  If you look at the site there's some fruits of my labor: three new reviews, two new podcasts, and some switching around and general maintenence.  Some day maybe I should go through the reviews and proofread them.  Today is not that day.

 

 

 

10/18/2016-

 

Well, new PC, new retarded problems.  Thankfully they're minor: like "Oh yeah, I have to turn the screen saver off", and fucking with settings to make the podcast not save in FLAC quality.  But... reviews are up, games run fucking fantastic, so let's celebrate the new, GTX 1080 era of Grunt Free Press with mutal masturbation.  It won't be long before we're complaining about games running shit again, so enjoy it while it lasts.

 

 

 

10/4/2016-

 

It's that busy time of year for the gaming world.  It has begun... Forza Horizon 3 is the first big one played and reviewed, Gears 4 and Mafia 3 are next on the same day.  I'll try to keep up if you do.  Boo.

 

 

9/20/2016-

 

The usual podcast publishing and if you direct your attention either to the right or below in the future... or maybe on another page further down the line... there's a ReCore review.  The Conjuring 2 was fucking terrible.

 

 

 

9/2/2016-

 

Deus Ex Mankind Divided reviewed.  It's good.  Battlefield 1 beta is being played.  It's also good.  Probably going to watch The Conjuring 2.  I hope it's good.

 

 

8/9/2016-

 

Reviews... half a dozen of the gaming variety.  Where?  Check "Archival Shit", because they're over a decade old and don't live up to my current standard of quality.  Also podcasts and stuff.

 

 

7/26/2016-

 

Obligitory update... Demon's Souls is still the latest review.  Yep.  Podcasts keep a rollin'.

 

 

7/12/2016-

 

It's the one year anniversary of the Grunt Free Press Podcast!  Celebrate by listening to every episode back to back, then see how long you can resist sticking a paper clip in an electical socket.

 

 

6/28/2016-

 

Hey, we made it to Episode 50 of the Grunt Free Press Podcast!  It's still terrible...

 

 

6/21/2016-

 

Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 49 published, called short due to rain.

 

 

6/14/2016-

 

It's that time of year: E3 2016.  Check out the latest Grunt Free Press Podcast for Part 1 of our groundbreaking coverage.  Exciting?

 

 

5/24/2016-

 

Ahh, vaction.  New podcast episode is up.  Can finally catch up on some reviews.  Maybe.  I don't know.  I'm on vacation so fuck off. 

 

 

5/10/2016-

 

Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 43 is available.  I'm slowly coming out of my Soul hole, long enough to write a review... for Dark Souls 3, anyway.  Other shit is releasing, so variety may or not be a thing.

 

 

5/3/2016-

 

Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 42 published.  Wondering where everything else is?  Well... I'm trapped in Souls.  Look for me in Lorian.

 

 

4/12/2016-

 

Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 39 up.  Wrote some reviews.  Dark Souls 3 is a thing.

 

 

3/22/2016-

 

Grunt Free Podcast Episode 36 is up.  A Dune review for Sega CD is planned.  Only the newest and shiniest.  I want to play Jungle Hunt.

 

 

3/15/2016-

 

Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 35 is up.  Other than that... I've been activated.

 

 

3/1/2016-

 

Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 33 up for your listening pleasure.  Tons of reviews and rants... in my head.  Maybe I'll get ambitious and write them.  Most likely I'll just stab a bunch of wolves instead.

 

 

2/23/2016-

 

Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 32 in the bag.  Street Fighter 5 is a load of shit, but there are lot of other games that are not. 

 

 

2/15/2016-

 

Getting a jump on this week's bullshit, XCOM 2 review is up, Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 31 will be recorded soon and I'll go out on a limb and say it will be published soon, too.  It probably sucks.  Street Fighter 5 is pre-loaded, so there's that. 

 

 

1/28/2016-

 

Grunt Free Press Podcast up a couple days ago.  Doom 3 review posted.  Site updates now archived by year to save myself a headache.

 

Next up: a review for The Deadly Tower of Monsters.  Wish I could write it now, but I'm burnt out by reviews and want to actually play a game or two.  To bypass any wait: if you want an action-platformer that's funny as fuck and like old, shitty, MST3K quality B grade Sci-fi movies, play The Deadly Tower of Monsters right the fuck now.  Honestly one of the best surprises I've had in a long time, and it's a shame it's not getting the attention it deserves.  It's great.

 

 

1/19/2016-

 

Podcast Episode 27 published, reviews for Oxenfree and Rebel Galaxy up on site.  Time to travel high into the mountains for Kholat and down into madness with Darkest Dungeon.

 

 

 

1/5/2016-

 

Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 25 up.  The Ultimate Doom review is up.  My penis is down.